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Disneyland has this ridiculous policy where they’ll only tell you about local babysitters once you’ve signed a written release promising not to sue them if the sitter turns out to be an axe murderer. This means that if you want to book a dinner reservation in advance and a sitter at the same time, you have to ask Disney to mail you the waiver, and then sign it, and then mail it back, and then call them and ask which sitter to use (note that the list isn’t Disney’s "recommendation" — apparently, it’s an "informative note" or similar).

Here, then, is that magical list of non-recommendations for sitters.

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5 thoughts on “s00per s33kr1t list of Disneyland babysitters, Grand Californian Hotel, Disneyland, Anaheim, LA, California, USA.JPG”

  1. I love how much you love to hate Disneyland.

  3. And the rigamorole you describe is stupid cubed.

  4. Great, Cory! NOW all the axe murderers and baby rapists will know where to apply for really great jobs! Does the term "Need to Know" mean NOTHING to YOU?

    Next you’ll reveal the password you obtained from the agency to properly identify the agent… I meant sitter… when the particular individual arrives.

  5. He said the waiver was only not to sue them, not to not reveal the names. Surely all an axe murderer needs to know is to go through the same rigmarole. Bet there’s nothing on the form you sign to say you’re not an axe murderer yourself..