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Disneyland has this ridiculous policy where they’ll only tell you about local babysitters once you’ve signed a written release promising not to sue them if the sitter turns out to be an axe murderer. This means that if you want to book a dinner reservation in advance and a sitter at the same time, you have to ask Disney to mail you the waiver, and then sign it, and then mail it back, and then call them and ask which sitter to use (note that the list isn’t Disney’s "recommendation" — apparently, it’s an "informative note" or similar).
Here, then, is that magical list of non-recommendations for sitters.